Saturday, September 28, 2013

A review: First Class on First Capital Connect London Bridge to Harpenden

I was privileged to experience the full glory of First Capital Connect a week or so ago.

Basically I was running late - did the middle age - desperate - office lackey - dive through the doors - as they were about to close - and sat down - and began reading the Evening Standard (did you know if you drank coffee in your youth - that you will end up a stressed out middle age cunt?).

After ten minutes or so - I noticed the train was packed - and that where I was - there were plenty of seats.

Hmmm I thought.

I looked at the floor - disgusting and dirty hmm the walls - filthy hmmm ... then ohhh ok - the seats are brown - and not faded fart blue.

Oh my God I had transgressed - I was sitting in first class - and did not have a first class ticket.

So this is how the paper pushers - at a bank - live!

Then creeping fear - what if..... one of those guys.... who clip tickets for no sane reason... asks me for my ticket.

No be bold be bold.

No-one asked me for the ticket... I survived - to write this shit review.

Ok, so in short, with First Class - you get a seat - that's it - no complementary mints or Krug - or small stale sandwiches.



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